grow your business

Born from your determination and built around your passion, your business provides great value to your clients. Yet sales are flat and growth has plateaued.

Want the quickest way to get your business to the next level?

get a stark, raving capitalist

Success came to me first while selling greeting cards door-to-door, at the tender age of eight. Decades of sales experience ensued, with millions booked in products and services, retail and wholesale. Top producer when part of a group, selling lots of stuff to lots of folks.

Success in sales is easiest when synced perfectly with marketing, so my focus expanded. Print, outdoor, direct mail, tv & radio advertising, and guerilla marketing efforts all leveraged my sales experience.

A midwife at the birth of the interwebs. Today creating marketing funnels and optimizing sales processes. Connecting the dots: Sales. Marketing. Managment. Logistics.

Yeah. We've got this.

get a Boy Scout who likes to help, with fifty years of sales and marketing experience

Our weirdly successful, holistic approach to business success avoids the endless treadmill of buying one service after another from a series of disconnected operators.

We bundle 'everything sales and marketing' into a customized package, then elegantly plug that into your existing admin and logistics, upgrading your back office as needed. Then we train you and your team to easily connect with more customers and close more sales. We do whatever it takes to engineer sustainable sales lift. And we have fun doing it.

our smörgasbörd of service

• Branding - Logos, Mission Statements, Copy Writing
• Advertising - Any media
• Public Relations - Press Releases, Media Events
• Experiential Marketing - Trade Shows, Street Teams
• Digital Marketing - Web & Social; SEO
• Broadcast - TV, Radio, Email Campaigns
• Collateral Materials - From Cards to Contracts
• Tech Integration - Ensure that your equipment is up to the task
• Training - For you, your team, your customers

This list actually goes on, but it just starts to sound like idle boasting after a certain point, right? Anyway, we craft your story, create your marketing funnel and coordinate your sales process. We build the tools, produce the leads and train your team to close more sales with less effort.

Also fun at parties.

Now let's turn this monolog into a dialog. Let's talk about your mission, your passion and your goals. Let's take the next steps on your path to greater success together.


action item: let's talk about your success



t'ain't bragging when you can back it up

general manager - 100kw radio station

Rebranded Station; listener-driven and built around the passions of the team

• Grew revenue 20%+ YoY for three straight years

Lethal Breakfast Morning Program broadcast for a week from Comedy Central offices in NYC

vp, marketing - kit car manufacturer

• Quadrupled sales within 5+ years from $1.5M to $5M

• Top Producer after just four months

• Digitized Workflow. Developed New Products. Created Certified Builders Network.

pr maven / web guy

• Replaced traditional Public Relations methods with digital portal for media partners

• Produced record setting numbers in ecommerce sales

• Landed homologated vehicle on Ford stage at SEMA 2004

retail sales - top 2% contributor

• Maintained high volume, margins and attachment rates at nation's seventh largest electronics retailer

• Attended first formal sales training - Ken Blanchard's One Minute Salesman

• Discovered the perfect synergy of Marketing, Sales and Managing Your Team


random cruft

the stuff you find while cleaning out your flip-top head!(pat. pend.)

Our Radio Demo Reel, Radio Ad Library and Radio Resources have a new home - All Rog, All The Time!

swami raj - certified bait psychic

Experience the Law of Attraction through the miracle of Free Bait Enchantment.

Retro Motors USA

We make it fun and easy to drive the car of your dreams!


In Celtic society, the shanachie is the member of the clan responsible for keeping the lore and the lessons of the elders alive. Now in the third half of life, we're building a fire and soon, we'll be telling our stories.